Like shower thoughts, but even less interesting....

These are the things that rattle through my head while riding on the trainer:

I'm doing a really good job keeping my watts on track! Go me!
Hey...my chain just fell off! Can it do that?
Wow...They really want me to push it! Do they seriously want me to ride that many watts? Will I fall off the bike? Will I break it?
This is boring. I'll stop after I hit 5 miles.
Looks at all that detail on the graphics. They got the crafts in the asphalt perfect. There's even weeds growing through it.
If they can put weeds in the roads, why can't they add roadkill? I haven't seen a single roadkill!
My helmet doesn't match my jersey! Ug.
Well, I can't stop now. I have to finish this stage.
Why am I even wearing a helmet? I can't get injured in a virtual world.
I wonder if more routes will unlock for me as I do more. The graphic effect is pretty good, but inconsistent. The roads and mountains are amazing, but that field over there...bleah.
I wish my avatar could have massive dreadlocks down to it's knees. Why not? They could blow all over in the wind.
Almost done, stopping as soon as I hit 20 minutes.
I let the program pick a course at random for me. And here I am on the same course I was on yesterday! I've only done one ride so far!
What a wonderful trainer this is. I can't hear a thing.
I am looking at a window, and it's not miserable outside. I should be outside.
Where did all these of Zwift users come from? Why aren't they riding outside? Do they ever ride outside? I wonder what the app was like when it was new? Did they have to release it at a big expo so they could at least have 10 users on at once?
Well, I only have 10 minutes to go, I'll just finish the whole thing.
Does anybody actually drink as much water as thier avatar? She cannot stop reaching for that bottle!
Since it's a virtual world, why don't they embellish it a little? Do more things you can't do in real life? I want to bike through the snow! How about biking through a sandy african safari, complete with wild animals lapping at your pedals? I want to bike through water, not just a tunnel, but in it with fish swimming by. I'd like to bike up a single-track rail that takes me all the way to the moon!